People and their status updates on Facebook

Some people need to leave an air of mystery with their status updates. I dont need to know your fucking life story. I have come across a lot with my fucking crazy friends and family. One person in particular is CERTIFIED hot mess. She has to talk about everything that is going and it's mostly negative and quite fucking annoying. I will expand on this later. Right now I have work on paper. I just needed to vent some.

So Freaking Sore

My legs are so fucking sore from Friday. I did 50 burbees, 50 over head squats at 30 pounds, at 30 pounds, and 50 lunges on each leg at 30 pounds. He made me do those at increments of 5. then he made me do 50 chest presses at 90 pounds, 50 shoulder presses while standing at 30 pounds, and 50 reverse bicep curls at 30 pounds also while standing. I did 24 miuntes of cardio Saturday and I was really hurting that day so I stopped and didn't go yesterday. I did go today for 50 minutes and burned 1050 calories.

BTW I can't fucking stop eating and its starting to work my nerve. I guess it's stress from school.

Just had a weird dream

I just had a dream that involved me and some friends talking about mentoring on kids about the being closer to God. We then decided to go to this seminar and had this really fat guy singing that was amazing. We headed back to this house that we were staying at talking about for mentee's and the fact I didn't care for mine and didn't know where they were. As we talking I started thinking about ways to connect with our mentees and I decided we should make our own soup and called it killing the soup to which everyone laughed at and said that was stupid to say. Then the next thing I know I am digging in the ground at night trying to find something and I found one of my dead dogs and it sppeared to be like half werewolf and half zombie. The weird thing was instead of zombie green and being decayed looking it was a mix golden(he was a golden retrevier) and purple had all of it's hair and stuff. But he still listened to me and then the girl that plays Emily from Pretty Little Liars said to to get in the truck and the guy that plays Allison's dad on Teen Wolf who was a werewolf hunter. So I got it the truck and we were trying to drive away and then we ran into some vampires which made my dog get all protective of us. Luckily Allsion's dad had these sun like headlights and killed a bunch of them. The next thing I remember I was at my house ording a pizza and talking to my werezombie dog that if did anything stupid I would smack him senseless and he understood. He decided to sit right beside me on the couch and in walks in two of my friends Gary and Sia (Names are made up) came in and Gary was like half vampire and Sia and I were trying to tell him you need to get cure because you cant even watch tv because the screen is to bright and then Gary tried to bite but apparently I ate something garlic earlier and breathed in his face and Gary immedatily backed off and My dog started growling. Apparently someone ordered pizza and the delivery guy was a vampire and my werezombie dog wanted to attack him but I got the pizza and threw the money at him and sut the door. then the sun started to come up and the next thing I know is I'm seeing the last Part of I Am Legend where he gives a shot to his dog and it dies because it was turing into a vampire dog and then he finds a cure and all of vampires ended up finding him and he tells the woman take the cure and go. After she left he blew up the enitre place with him still inside and it follows the woman with the cure to a human commune and the movie as well as my dream ended. Then I woke up.



So what the freaking hell does that even mean? I guess I have been watching to much Teen Wolf/Pretty Little Liars and hearing too much about vampires shows. With the God part and I Am Legend idk where that even came from because I haven't watched that movie in years and I only was it once. Well I feel like God is always close to me. I guess my miss my old dogs as well. Still i really weird dream.